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Gonna be goooodddddd
Anonymous asked: i saw ms holliday kissing the school janitor at lunch in her office
You know what’s ironic
I deny nothing. I am who I am and I don’t give a damn. Also I rhyme.Jacob continues talking about people losing their virginity or people in GLEE getting it on, when he hasn’t even lost his V-Card yet.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
and you’re also a vigin
Yeah, actually, I am. I don’t like the way everyone (including my blog) throws around sex these days, like it’s some sort of trophy. So, I do it to get more readers. How’s that any different from Cheerios acting like whores to get popular? Or Rachel Berry being obnoxious to become a star? So yeah, I’m a virgin, because I’m saving it for the right person.
Besides, Rachel will have no experience when it’s time for a run on a real man, even if he is virginal. ;P
You know what’s ironic
I deny nothing. I am who I am and I don’t give a damn. Also I rhyme.Jacob continues talking about people losing their virginity or people in GLEE getting it on, when he hasn’t even lost his V-Card yet.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Probably.SO. In honor of my 100th post, Jacob Ben Israel has decided to take last year’s glee club post sexionals (yep. Scandal there too) photo and deface it. Sorry you weren’t included, Sam - we were more diverse back then. Anyone remember that black guy’s name? Anyway, I collected the most common complaints for each of you and just… Let them fly. Enjoy!
You need to get a life.
SO. In honor of my 100th post, Jacob Ben Israel has decided to take last year’s glee club post sexionals (yep. Scandal there too) photo and deface it. Sorry you weren’t included, Sam - we were more diverse back then. Anyone remember that black guy’s name? Anyway, I collected the most common complaints for each of you and just… Let them fly. Enjoy!
It says nothing about kissing and you didn’t deny the sexy sex or the love!You just keep lying to yourself.PROOF.
Heck no Jacob! You’re a creep.
Well, we’ve never kissed and never will. Finn is my true love.
Why the hell would I ever have sex with you!? I’ve only had sex twice. Both with my boyfriend.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! Rachel Berry not only devirginized but also a lover of sex with her boyfriend Finn Hudson. Although she evidently does not count the naughty things she does in Jacob Ben Israel’s dreams as sex.
It says nothing about kissing and you didn’t deny the sexy sex or the love!You just keep lying to yourself.PROOF.
Heck no Jacob! You’re a creep.
Well, we’ve never kissed and never will. Finn is my true love.
As far as you know.Nope. I’m straight. But yeesh, accusing me of being gay to insult me? That seems like much more of a me move. Way to join the brigade of homophobes.You’re in the closet like one.Unsurprisingly, Noah Puckerman joins in on the I Hate Shirts bandwagon. This could be the biggest popularity boost Sam Evans will ever have, so let’s hope he rides it out and speaks no Na’Vi.
…that doen’t even look like a shirt
You don’t look like a shirt.
I don’t try to look like a shirt
i think that you are mistaking me for you fro boy
who said I was a homophobe? Becuse that, is a clear lie. Kurt is my step cousin, me being a homophobe would be turning on my family, and that is something that I would never do.
Aw, thanks love. But honestly, I’m sick and tired of Jacob insulting all my friends.
Can I please stab Jacob or something?
I come back like Michael Jackson or post WWI Germany.
Michael Jackson is dead though.
You just keep lying to yourself.PROOF.
Heck no Jacob! You’re a creep.
Anonymous asked: http://arrisdreamerstar.tumblr.com/post/4475623447/you-are-beautiful-lea-3
rachel berry... porn star?
Old news.
Anonymous asked: http://holly-hedlund.tumblr.com/post/4462849240
miss hollyday making out with the school janitor
YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST.
Nope. I’m straight. But yeesh, accusing me of being gay to insult me? That seems like much more of a me move. Way to join the brigade of homophobes.You’re in the closet like one.Unsurprisingly, Noah Puckerman joins in on the I Hate Shirts bandwagon. This could be the biggest popularity boost Sam Evans will ever have, so let’s hope he rides it out and speaks no Na’Vi.
…that doen’t even look like a shirt
You don’t look like a shirt.
I don’t try to look like a shirt
i think that you are mistaking me for you fro boy
who said I was a homophobe? Becuse that, is a clear lie. Kurt is my step cousin, me being a homophobe would be turning on my family, and that is something that I would never do.
Aw, thanks love. But honestly, I’m sick and tired of Jacob insulting all my friends.
Can I please stab Jacob or something?
I come back like Michael Jackson or post WWI Germany.
PROOF.
